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An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML
Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business
50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw
sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body
bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?
gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.
An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
Did you hear about the new history teacher?
He’s such a Mountain Lion
when you have sex with a lion and feel proud.
#unprotectedlionlovecausels #lionaids.
guy 1-i fecked that lion good
guy 2- unprotected lion love !
The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.
Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.