real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

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The Real World

If this show is real, I'm George Clooney!

The Real World is for people with no lives!

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Real Women

A real woman is someone who bury there husbands alive, SHIT on their husbands, cook their husbands and put there husbands on fire

REAL WOMEN SHIT ON THEUR HUSBANDS WE DONT NEED NO TOILET

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real

When something has an equivalent in dollars then we say it's real.

I know my car is real- it's worth 200$

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Real nigga

NOT A FAKE NIGGA. A real nigga keeps it 1hunna all day!!!!!

Trey is a real nigga.

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real friend

a real friend is someone who isn’t fake, someone who puts you first, someone who doesn’t hide things from you, someone who tells you EVERYTHING, someone who has your back, and someone you can rely on.

I wish you were a real friend

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Real Person

A person who actually does things society asks of them. Someone who has a job, owns property, or has a pension plan. It doesn't need to encompass one of those, or necessarily any, but they do need to embody some concrete "real" ideal.

Unlike me, a grad student living off loans, my friend has a grown up job and is a real person.

or

I did my own taxes for the first time this year, I'm finally a real person.

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