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Junk yard hoe

A girl who is so incredibly deplorable, both aesthetically and audibly, that she belongs in a junk yard. A JYH is usually the ugly friend of a cooler, more visually pleasing girl, usually kept around so that said hot girl looks more appealing to the male population.

Bro #1: Dude, I hate when Nicole brings Christina around. Everything about her is unbearable.

Bro #2: I know man. She's a real junk yard hoe.

by PrettyFlvcko November 17, 2014


Elephants junk trunk

The act of busting of ones nut when pulling off a posh wank with a condom that doesn't fit

Bro, i pulled off an elephants junk trunk last night

by Stoinky Doink November 27, 2017


kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 7, 2022


ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 20, 2012


Junk Food Movie

A movie that has no real depth or replay value, but is fun to watch at the time.

Silly Moviegoer: I can't believe Avatar didn't win Best Picture!

Intelligent Moviegoer: Lies. Avatar was just a Junk Food Movie. District 9 (or whatever meaningful movie you care to insert) should have won.

by Gentlementlegen March 16, 2010


Junk-in-da-Trunk

When a girl has a nice butt.

YO CHECK OUT HER JUNK-IN-DA-TRUNK SHE GOT A NICE SET O' BUNS BRAH

by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016


Balistic junk food

Is junk food that is launched like a balistic. It was another thing Squidward had launched at him by Spongebob on the show "spongebob Squarepants"

Ahhhh! Spongebob stop launching balistic junk food at me!

by Bing Ordanate September 18, 2009

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