When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse
I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza
Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb
To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
The old six is the player who are outside the team or play very stealthy.
I got killed by an old six.
This old six is an idiot.
You are an old six.
Dropping the hand on a girl without foreplay or kissing.
Fat Pat did old tricks last night in the middle of the pub.
An Aussie game:
Rules: If someone cuts you off dangerously while driving/in traffic, the driver and the passenger choose between themselves who votes old and who votes Asian.
Then speed up beside the fucker and whichever it is gets a point.
100% Accuracy rate.
Game of old or asian :
driver: "MOTHERFUCKER ALMOST MADE ME CRASH FUCKKKKKK" "FUCKING DUMBCUNT DICKHEAD LEARN TO DRIVE" *beepbeep*
passenger: "Asian yo"
Driver: "it's on betcha $50 it was an old cunt"
*speeds up beside offender*
Driver: "Pay up bitch that could be my mother's lover"
Passenger: "fuck me"
There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...
Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
Most old bags belong to the bitchin' and moanin' (B&M) club.