Rolling Stone

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.

I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.

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let's roll

Another way to say "Let's Bounce" or "Let's Leave" but less Ghetto.

#1: You ready to leave?
#2: Yeah, let's roll!

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Rolling Harpoon

Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.

Man! I totally pulled the rolling harpoon on your mom in the park yesterday afternoon.

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Dick Rolled

a play on the phrase Rick Rolled. When you believe someone is sending you a picture via cell of one thing and it turns out to be a photo of genitals.

"I totally Dick Rolled Stacy last night when I said I was sending her a picture of my new dog!"

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Chairrel roll

When you are naked on a computer chair and spin around on webcam. On stickam or MSN or some online video messaging.

Do a Chairrel Roll

Dude I got Chairrel Rolled

WTF is Chairrel Roll and why is he naked on his computer chair?

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roll a dope

Hair fashion of a dopey eyed, expressionless, middle aged, woman. She has cropped poodle hair, keeps a twinkie under her pillow, and rolls out of bed directly to work without a shower or makeup. Her upside down halibut smile greets her eager customers

Gladys just gave me the ol' upside down halibut smile over at the Phillip 66. She must of pulled another roll a dope this morning.

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weed roll

A weed roll is similar to a joint or a blunt. It is basically any Backwoods, Dutchies, Phillys etc, that has been hollowed and refilled with marijuana.

{originated in West Philly}

1.Yo Eric, pass me that weed roll.

2.That weed roll we smoked last night had me high as shit.

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