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The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth
Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀
one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.
A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty
Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.
Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo
Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939
Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"