Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

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Free as in Beer

Something that is costs nothing in the monetary sense. Used to differentiate from something classified as 'free' that has restrictions or fine print attached to it eg. freedom of speech or software licences

The beer at a party was free but I paid for it in the morning

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beer thirty

Half Past Time for a Beer...you're WAY overdue for a cold one and should've started drinking a while ago but weren't able to because you had to finish something up first. When you're finally to the point where you can actually sit down and enjoy a beer that you've earned or need, that's beer thirty.

Well, the work day is over, and it's definitely beer thirty. Any one care to join?

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beer squirts

A bowel condition that follows a night of heavy beer drinking. Poop matter violently squirts out of the butt in a liquid form. Could be caused from all the carbonation in beer.

Dude, I have a nasty case of the beer squirts sorry I can't go out drinking again.

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beer social

A planned event, the primary focus of which is a variety of cheap beer is served to the guests. It is often a neighborhood event or welcoming party, normally held during the summer.

Jake: Leslie just sent me an invite to her beer social on the 21st.

Ian: Dude! your first beer social since moving here... You're going to meet a lot of really cool folks at Leslie's place.

Jake: I'm so excited!

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Beer Run

1) The act of having to leave one's present location (house, apartment, yacht, etc) during a social gathering so as to acquire more beer. This typically occurs when the previous supply of beer has run dry, thus necessitating the need to "run out and get some more beer," i.e. "beer run."

2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."

3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.

1) "Yo, the fridge is empty. Time for a beer run."

2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."

3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."

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Beer Panties

When everyone is up to drinking some beer in excess and one hold out is not game.
Wimping out on a night of drinking.

You going to party with us tonight bro or do you have your "Beer Panties" on?

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