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To get clobbered by a car which you do not see as you run across the street.
guy one:Dude watch where your going, you almost pulled a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson
Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:
a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic
b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic
May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage
Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.
Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.
when Wynona Ryder was caught sealing from a clothing department...
taken from the movie White Chicks
to steal something
" That girl was caught on the security camera pulling a Wynona".
During intercourse, the male may "Pull Out" meaning to remove his penis from his partner before ejaculating. This is a more unsafe way of "Birth Control", since men often forget to do this.
Shit dude, I was fucking her last night and forgot to pull out. I hope she doesn't get knocked up
1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national champ in cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a pick-up game of basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.
Dude: You were beating Mike Fout for 3k.
You: Ya I know.
Dude: But then you died.
You: Ya, I was pulling a chester.
(V) 1. the act of sucking and/or biting on your dogs tongue. 2. the act of having sex or misconduct with your doggo.
kolby: Damn bro I was chillin with this bitty and she was pulling a txisten with her dog.
colby: Ew that is so gross and a misuse of a pupper.
To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)
Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.