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Pull a nelson

To get clobbered by a car which you do not see as you run across the street.

guy one:Dude watch where your going, you almost pulled a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson

by Chris Sivertson February 11, 2008

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pulling a wynona

when Wynona Ryder was caught sealing from a clothing department...

taken from the movie White Chicks

to steal something

" That girl was caught on the security camera pulling a Wynona".

by Tish Ann January 1, 2008

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Pulled a Myers

Usually occurs when a white male teacher with lots of head either:

a) ejaculates himself onto a new topic

b) The class rapes the current topic and gang sidetracks a new hole in the old topic

May also be called "Pulling a stiff Myers" in cases of extreme Butt Pluggage

Mr. Bladow pulled a Myers yesterday when he started to talk about World War 2 instead of teaching us German.

Miss Pogue pulled a stiff Myers when she showed an "adult" rated film to the class and refused to fast forward inappropriate parts of the film, instead insisting on rewinding it several times to show us what a pile driven dirty sanchez truly is.

by Eldo's_Fuehrer:ConnorCampanero August 21, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull Out

During intercourse, the male may "Pull Out" meaning to remove his penis from his partner before ejaculating. This is a more unsafe way of "Birth Control", since men often forget to do this.

Shit dude, I was fucking her last night and forgot to pull out. I hope she doesn't get knocked up

by thatonekidwithnolife March 6, 2017

142๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pulling a chester

1. Going ahead of Mike Fout (national champ in cross country who is going to rape you) at sectionals only to die and get 5th.
2. Saying, "tschee" alot.
3. Running your car into a ditch making no attempt to avoid the ditch.
4. Dating a girl two years younger than you.
5. Going 2 for 30 in a pick-up game of basketball, 27 attempts being lay-ups.

Dude: You were beating Mike Fout for 3k.
You: Ya I know.
Dude: But then you died.
You: Ya, I was pulling a chester.

by Kiel Lovekin April 13, 2008

38๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pulling a Whatley

1) The term used by the character George Castanza, from Seinfeld, when he created a phoney charitable organization called "The Human Fund" and gave everyone in his office donor cards in their names. In reference to when character Tim Whatley gave George a donation card in his name to the "Childrens Alliance" after George had given him Yankees tickets.

2) The action of giving a useless gift to someone you have given a highly valued or expensive gift.

Fred: So what are getting Tom for his birthday?

Bill: Well, I'm really short of money this month so I'm thinking of just pulling a Whatley.

Fred: Cold.

by sushidude October 11, 2008


Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.

"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"

by 69 guy May 10, 2009