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toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 16, 2011


Tonka Toilet

When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.

The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.

In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.

by jlawthelarson October 2, 2009

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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.

Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!

by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019


Toilet otter

A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl
poo shit floater toilet turd

Best call a plumber, Dave- that toilet otter ain't going anywhere...
plumber

by Speedpoo April 28, 2014


toilet idea

Seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man's mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.

Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...

by Preteranimus July 15, 2010


dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.

That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.

by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014


Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.

"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"

by Basque JRED September 2, 2015