Fever Balls

Fever Balls is an extremely elastic and stretched state of the scrotum experienced by males during the intensity of a fever. Symptoms include balls becoming very saggy and sticking to the sweat on the inner thigh. Caution must be taken when sitting on toilets for the elderly who are suffering from fever balls.

The patient sat on his own testicles on account of the Fever Balls condition.

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Idiot Ball

Can be a figurative or literal ball that creates profound stupidity in the person with the misfortune of holding it.

It is often used by writers to fuel the episode of the week when they can no longer think of a worthwhile plot driver.
-A tell for this is when you scream at a character, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, STOP THAT!"

Any Actor that appears in an infomercial.

Can be thought of as a game of Hot Potato but with one's competence on the line.

Actor with the Idiot Ball:
"Too stupid to figure out how to use a blanket? Get a Snuggie!"

Villain with the Idiot Ball:
"Before I kill you Mr. Bond, I will tell you how to stop my plan for world domination."

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balls drop

To reach puberty for a boy.

God, I wish that kid's balls would drop so we didn't have to hear him screeching all the time.

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balls dropped

When a male hits puberty; the balls become saggy when puberty comes, thus they 'drop'

Yo! Did you hear Joe's voice? I guess his balls dropped...

Or

12 Year old squeaker : Hey guys wanna go play some Minecraft on Xbox?
13 Year old Non Squeaker: Shut up dude! Your balls haven't even dropped.

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ice ball

crack + meth, mixed together and smoked.

similar to a snow ball (drug definition).

can be as simple as blending crack rock shavings with ice shavings in the same pipe, or as complicated as infusing the methampletamine particulates into the cocaine while it's cooking.

VERY dangerous.

one hit off that ice ball put me over the edge like a hang-glider.

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ball sag

The sesnsation caused by years of wearing straight boxers causing the balls to sag more and more

Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.

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Bayou Balls

when your balls are so sweaty it makes you want to go chooot some gators down on the bayou

"why are you shiftin around so much mang?"
"I got them bayou balls and that shit is moist"

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