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The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth
Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀
A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty
Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.
Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo
Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939
Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"
When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet
Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!
one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.