sub pen

A moist location in which to store your submarine

I’d like to park my sub in her sub pen

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

Res pen

To not believe the facts that have been presented;

Example:
“I’m totally not a virgin, you know I’m not”
“Yeah res pen dude, no cap”

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

Pens-1-een

Pens-1-een is Leuvens slang for fake soundcloud rappers that think they are cool but are actually a bunch of losers

OMG this frigo guy is such a pens-1-een

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weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.

“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”

Pre Pen

Word used to describe a specific form of virginity.
Pre penetration

U a virg😏? Nahhh I’m pre pen.