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1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.
2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.
1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.
2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!
Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
Verb; The act of putting three pencils up your dick hole or someone else's.
Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF
Often given to a gay crush you have when they're a adorable dork.
Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable
When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.
"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"
"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"
hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis
the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed
A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing
Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years