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'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.
As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".
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you pet the animals, they pet you back!
ex: lets have a two way petting zoo... duh
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A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!
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having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.
Crystal: I like being pet like a chicken
Me, as an intellectual: weird flex, but okay
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slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark
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Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!