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Someone who doesn’t know shit about a sports star or team but just follows their hype but doesn’t know shit about them
Person 1: “Hey look it’s a plastic fan”
Person 2: “How do you know”
Person 1: “He thinks Anthony Joshua would beat Tyson Fury
A plastic fan is someone who supports an oil team, such as PSG or Manchester City.
Jake is a plastic fan: he supports Manchester City.
A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.
Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."
"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.
I'd love to give her a plastic turtle
A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.
The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.
A group of girls who run a school. they are Teen Royalty.
Person 1: Whos that over there?
Person 2: DONT LOOK AT THEM! We call them the plastics, theyre shiny fake and hard.