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political punk

When people realized that music can only be good if drugs are involved, and the government suppresses drug use, they rebelled against the goverment by creating the genre political punk. Sometimes overlaps with oi oi oi (Oi!). Usually British bands or American bands that wish they were British.

"oh crap." said Jimmy. "I only like music when I'm high but drugs are illegal. That's the goverment's fault. Damn American goverment. Hey, I know, I'll make a song about how much the goverment sucks and pretend like I'm British. I'll call it political punk."

by random chick got bored March 6, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


play the polite

(verb) When someone "plays the polite", that means they act AS IF they were polite, but in fact they might not be that polite.

Don't tryta play da polite.

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Political Appearance

When your significant other has a party that will be attended by people that you either don't know, or don't care about. You don't want to go, but you go anyway to safe face and/or give the illusion that you don't hate them.

Wife: "You can't do that Saturday, we have that Scrubs-themed costume party at the Smiths' that evening."

You: "I'll go, but I'm only making a political appearance."

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Coworker (sarcastically): "So, I'll see you at the holiday party, eh?"

You: "I dunno, I overheard my boss talking about possible promotions. I think it's worth at least making a political appearance."

by sm4k November 30, 2010

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fast food politics

n. The scandals, plots, intrigues, and gossip that often infuse the work environment of a fast food restaurant.

Jose: "That coworker is the fourth chick Jacob has banged in this restaurant. These people have no shame."

Joe: "This is typical fast food politics."

Jose: "Did Hunter just snitch on others and cause a nervous breakdown at this store?"

Joe: "Yeah, he stirred things up by going back and forth between people, and everyone is stewing over this fake drama. He may just want more hours by tattling and throwing others under the bus by exaggerating things. It's typical fast food politics."

by Prankster October 30, 2017

523๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polite Acquaintance Zone

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.

After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2018

54๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pink poodle politics

Slang term for an unaffiliated and entirely apolitical perspective.

After speaking with him about the state of our country for about two or three minutes, I could sense his pink poodle politics as I was smelling the bubble gum on his breath.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019


My Political Views

A variable that changes with the people I'm trolling.

My political views? Depends on who I'm trolling.

by gela-kela May 21, 2021