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knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit
i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this
The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.
Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.
when u take a fat shit and its looks funny
look at that funny poop
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When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop
poop
So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"
1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.
2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.
3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.
1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."
2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."
3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."
When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.
Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.