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the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair
Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.
complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.
2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.
3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.
1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."
2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."
3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."
When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.
Poop cork: Thank god I popped that "Poop cork" because the stomach pains were unbearable.