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Take Scarface here down to the station and give him the sweet and sour pork treatment.
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The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?
That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.
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A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.
Is that fat guy having a fit?
No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?
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a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.
Example A:
Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.
Eric: So what have you been doin now?
Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?
Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.
Example B:
Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend
Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?
Mark: She started pulling my pork!
When a man is having sex with a very large women, pulls out, and ejaculates in a fat fold.
Erica enjoyed getting a stuffed pork loin from her boyfriend.
A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.
What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.
Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.
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