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You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?
"yes"
"OH BOY!".
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When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.
"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"
"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."
The Kentucky Plug (sex position)
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Something you hope that you will never hear in JROTC or in the Military.
Military term to start doing push-ups
1st SGT Williams: "Private Smith! Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!"
Private Smith: "Aww man. Time to get these damn push-ups"
The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.
Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
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when your in the 69 position and while a girl is sucking your dick you pick her up from the bed and piledrive her to the ground.
i fucking gave that bitch the WWF Champion Sex Position last night. She had no fucking clue what hit her.
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A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary
“We should try out the charmander “
“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”
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A sex position derived from the infamous Eiffel Tower, in which two males and two females engage in sexual intercourse. It is identical to the original Eiffel Tower, except that the second girl is face down with her legs resting on the shoulders of one guy and her arms supporting her on the back of the other girl. This girl has her pussy eaten out while she makes out with the other guy. And the girl below her, blows one guy while she is fucked by the other.
"Hey Spencer! Do you want to double helix (sex position) Gabrielle and Grace tonight?"
"Definitely, Kyle. I'll make out with grace and fuck Gabrielle. You eat out grace and get blown by Gabrielle!"
"It's gonna be fucking legendary!"
"Hell yah!"
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