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someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
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When you eat anything that is made from potatos. (You're killing my family)
Ethan supports POTATO ABUSE, he eats salt and vinegar chips
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To have a very loose pussy and is so fat it looks like a potato
"did you see her pussy she's such a thot she has a potato pussy now."
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A fatass. An obese man. In otherwords, a fastass heffer.
Would you date a potato bag? Hell no, I'll pass on that one. Thanks.
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Having uncontrollable thoughts about food when you're on a diet.
Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.
OMG I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHT POTATOES.
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Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.
Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.
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(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.
I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.
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