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The area of the thigh close to the crotch.
Boy 1: "I touched her crotch."
Boy 2: "No, that was definitely pre-crotch."
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WHEN A SMOKE SESSION IS UNDERWAY AND YOU
BURN 1 BEFORE IT STARTS-OR BEFORE YOU GET THERE.
POT-HEAD #1: "WE FINNA SPARK UP WANNA MATCH?"
POT-HEAD #2: "HELL YUH I'LL BE THERE IN
5 MINS"
POT-HEAD #2 ***UPON ARRIVAL***
"WUSSUP MA"?
POT-HEAD #1 "DAMN,WE ALMOST FLAYMED UP W/O YOU,WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG"?
POT-HEAD #2 ^_^ "I WAS FUCKIN WIT DA PRE-HIGH"
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A more optimistic name for Thursday. Popularized by Dallas-Fort Worth KDFW FOX 4 news anchors Tim Ryan and Lauren Przybyl during their morning news program, "Good Day." Pre-Friday makes the weekend seem less far away.
"Good morning, North Texas! ...43 degrees on this Pre-Friday. What are your weekend plans?
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The opposite of having the itis. When one has pre-itis, it is also known as having the munchies or just hungry right before taking part in eating a big meal.
Man I haven't ate for 13 hours. I'm fixin to have 2 large pizzas and 2 litre coke. I gots the pre-itis.
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The act of texting someone with the intentions to sext, but not yet engaging in the act of sexting.
He tried pre-sexting her by asking, 'What are you wearing?'
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Someone who hopes to go to medical school. Even though they say they want to do so in order to help people, they only do so for the money. This is because of the immense pressure pre-meds receive from their parents. Unlike white and black kids who actually have a sense of self, pre-meds lack the balls to tell their parents to fuck off and chose a field for themselves.
Most pre-meds are mostly Asian or Indian, have no friends, and alternate between hours of studying and hours of drinking. The last one wouldn't be bad except once a pre-med gets drunk, it turns into either a crying girl or a loud bro, ruining the party for everyone else.
Also, they are complete morons and only get by through memorization and kissing ass. Because of their incompetence, they are a great source of amusement for chemistry majors, especially in organic chemistry.
At some point during his/her junior or senior year, the pre-med takes the MCAT, which brutally rapes the pre-med. What the average pre-med doesn't realize is that the exam wouldn't be so bad if the pre-med spent the last three or four years studying instead of thinking up ways in which to backstab peers.
Upon failing to get into medical school, most pre-meds end up becoming lab techs (aka. the biology major's and chemistry major's bitches).
**The previous does not apply to premeds who are in ROTC. You men and women deserve a damn loud applause for your service.
Student 1: "So what are you majoring in?"
Student 2: "I'm pre-med."
Student 1: "That's nice, but it's not a major."
Student 2: "Oh, I guess I'm a biology major."
Student 1: "Why did you pick that field?"
Student 2: "Because I want to help people."
Student 1: "Really? Why don't you sign up for Doctors Without Borders or become a doctor in the Army?"
Student 2: "ummm...."
Student A: "Dude, that organic exam was so hard..."
Student B: "Wtf you talking about? All that was on there was nomenclature. What are you? A fucking dumbass?"
Student A: "Yeah, I AM a pre-med..."
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Taking a massive dump usually before working out.
Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.
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