1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

Woah! You just missed a total 1-Pump dude!

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pump brother

A friend or acquaintance who has also had sexual intercourse with the same parter that you currently have, or have had sexual intercourse with.

A: Hey, you're fucking Samantha?
B: Yes.
A: We used to be friends with benefits back in college! This makes us pump brothers!

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bum-pumping

A male who pokes another males ass relentlessly with his piece

Mike was bum-pumping Liam

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pump box

a) a small dark room filled with oversized speakers, usually lit by blacklights and/or candelabras. A hangout for techno lovers/hip-hop fans/goth kids...and anyone else with the right frame of mind.

b) a slang-term for female genitalia

a) After I get off work, lets get down to the pump box.

b) After I get off work, I'll let you get down in my pump box.

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balloon pump

titty fuck. to fuck the titties with teh cock.

"yo dude. i was drunk as shit last night and i straight balloon pumped the fuck out those huge thangs."

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Lil Pump

A SoundCloud Rapper that blew up

"Lil pump, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTITTT"

- Lil Pump

I wish I was lil pump

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Horse Pumped

To get fucked hard or fucked over .

Your boss just horse pumped you for your pay raise...what a prick

I just horse pumped this bitch, my nuts are drained.

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