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punch job

Essentially the same as a handjob, but the person performing the act engages in violent striking of the groin area.

Ouch I got a punch job last night and now I am peeing blood.

by Brandon Stanton December 20, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


punch humphrey

(A)The sound it makes to pass wind or (fart) silently ,very dangerous.A silent fictional tv charactor (Humphrey bear)

Did someone just (punch humphrey)! omg
Who just (punched humphrey)?
bath time is a good time to (puch humphry)! -bubbles-

by loopy2 November 16, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock punch

The act of connecting your fist, at high velocity, with the genitals of a member of the male sex.

It's generally considered that the true cock punch is delivered from a squating posistion, and so is delivered as a jab rather than a uppercut motion.

Protaganist #1 - I'm gonna shag your mum

Protaganist #2 - not tonight your not

Protaganist #1 - AAAAAHHHHHHHH!

protaganist #2 - no one expects the cock punch

by Jaffa29 August 17, 2006

32๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


pimp-punch

1. A scolding technique used by TRUE pimps who would rather punch a bitch than slap a bitch.
2. If a hoe (that prostitutes under his/her respective pimp) tries to get feisty and/or doesn't pay his/her pimp taxes, the pimp then has the authority to pimp-punch them.

(Women can also be pimps.)

Mike: "Yo, did dat bitch run off wit yo chedda?"
Pimp ABC: "Hell naw. I straight up pimp-punched dat hoe."

by Yonas One March 19, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sunday punch

1. a boxer's hardest punch
2. any measure most effective against an opponent

Sunday punch: A boxer's strongest punch or finishing move.

by none12345 November 18, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


prom punch

a drink a guy gives to his date at the prom, mixed with a rufie or another incapacitating goody, in order to get up that expensive dress. Called so because it is usually a punch-like drink and it packs a serious "punch."

Hey, baby I'll be back in a minute with that prom punch.

by wert loki March 8, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Punch

Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.

by nasuke October 28, 2003

114๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž