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The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.
Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!
1. When you start watching something and end up on a different topic hours later.
2. When you waste time on youtube instead of working cause you want to escape reality.
3. Youtube Algorithm (Slang)
- Hey! You watching adult YT videos!
: Nah man, I was just searching for "how to attract girls" and end up here.
- That's how youtube rabbithole works pal.
- I should escape youtube rabbit hole, it keeps me awake late night.
: Why don't you learn something instead.
- I was learning about war history and couple minutes later, Jedi VS Sith Rap battle!
During the winter months, when you take a dump on a fat chick's stomach and try to burry your dick into her naval (like a rabbit trying to burrow in a muddy hole). Your ejaculation simulates the melting of the snow, which allows the dirty rabbit (your shit covered cock) to then burrow in a dryer, more suitable burrow for the Spring (AKA the girl's ear canal). During the Spring burrowing process, you are giving the girl a dirty rabbit ear.
My girlfriend shrunk my favorite sweater so I gave her a dirty rabbit ear.
THE BEST FUCKING COOKIE IN OVENBREAK I LOVE HER SO MUCH
person 1 : i hate moon rabbit cookie
person 2 : we're no longer friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Cook your rabbit" refers to the moment when someone goes over the edge in their obsession with another person with whom they have become involved. Cooking someone's rabbit is a reference to the famous scene in the 1987 movie Fatal Attraction in which Glenn Close's character, Alex, becomes so obsessed with her lover (played by Michael Douglas) that she cooks his daughter's pet rabbit to get his attention.
That girl is crazy. She's gonna cook your rabbit.
Watch out for that boy. He's crazy enough to cook your rabbit. I'd be careful messing around with her... she'll cook your rabbit.
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"All in favor of Bugs Bunny raise your hand...all in favor of Efrom the Retarded Rabbit raise your hand."
"Oh you can all go to hell."
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Clicking repeatidly on porn sites that contain "free pictures", but only link you to other, just as useless, photo sites.
(Rabbit-Hole Sites)
Any porn site that links to multiple others, in a never-succeeding attempt to finally see a thumbnailed photo set.
Adam: Fuck, i wasted a good ten hours rabbit-hole-ing last night.
Ryan: You really need to get a girlfriend, dude.
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