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n. adj. A retard who is also gay.
look at that gay retard
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A mentally handicapped individual who rules over the other mentally under developed in a group. Such behavior is very similar to what is seen in Apes where the Alpha Male plays a dominant position
"The Alpha Retard rules over those other retards with an iron fist..."
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Core retardation is the pure essence of someone being retarded. It can be used as an insult to everyone for whom the phrase "you are fucking retarded" just isn't enough.
Person 1 drops food on Donnies floor.
Then Donnie can say: You fucked up my room for the third time this week you core retarded piece of fucking aids!
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Something that makes so little sense that only a retard could possibly come up with it
Example) Apples are red, and lemons are yellow, so would an apple and a lemon mix make orange juice?
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic
Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.
2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.
3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.
4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.
The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!
The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
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