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rice burner

Typically Japanese imports that have puke inspiring overly gaudy causmetic tampering. The fart can is a tell tail sign of a rice burner. They also have ungodly (ugly as hell) body kits put on them. Many riceburners include an oversized spoiler that is more likely to slow the car down and reduce gas mpg then do anything positive. The spoiler is most commonly seen on front wheel drive ricer burners where they are 145% useless. Often times they have expensive sound equipment (subs) in them rather sprawled out in a useless fashion. The engine of a rice burner is almost always an econobox 4banger or 6cylinder that has a smaller displacement than a two litre bottle of coke. These cars are so low to the ground they get hung up on pebbles and the speed bump is their nemesis. Tuner cars are often confused with rice burners. The main difference is tuner cars go fast, are built with purpose and they are built by mechanics with actual knowledge of their machine. A Skyline is not a riceburner and is classified as a tuner until some idiot rices it out. Civics, Corollas, Integras, and Delsols are the most common ricemobiles. The driver of a rice burner is ALWAYS a douche and a fucking idiot. It should be noted that this term can also be applied to Japanese cars in general under a different definition.

Parents: "You need to get a car that isn't a cop magnet and is good on gas. Kind of like that civic with the fart can that the neighbor kid has."

Friend: "Ya man! We can deck it out with huge DUBs and a BODY KIT just like in the Fast and the Furious!"

ME: "Fuck dat! I'll never give up my Trans Am for a rice burner! The T/A is a collectable legend and the only thing that a rice burner collects is trash!"

by The mechanic of God March 24, 2011

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rice rocket

Previously used to describe japanese and asian import motorcycles, this term is now mainly used to describe asian import cars that have been modified to either increase performance or greatly alter the visual style. This includes turbos, engine swaps, rediculously large spoilers, etc. Honda Civics and Acura Integras are the poster children for the term 'Rice Rocket.'

Once I put this double-decker spoiler on my old beat up Honda Civic, I'll be able to waste any new car! And these SiR stickers will add lots of horsepower to my rice rocket too! This neon glowkit will surely get my car highlighted on RiceRocket.com! Maybe I should put spinners on the whells and lower it while I'm at it...

by TopHorse January 20, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


james rice

The art of picking up human faeces from a swimming pool using long net like apparatus. (gummy for short)

boy 1: look at him, he took a dump in the pool
boy 2: that lifeguard is gonna have to do a james rice now...
boy 1: ahhhhhh, thats nasty.
boy 2: what a gummy!

by gumgum the master May 18, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fried Rice

Uncontrollably high off of marijuana.

1. Yooo we just smoked like 4 L's, we fried rice!

2. What are you doing? About to get fried rice with my friends.

by kush-rolled November 24, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


rice rocket

Asian rich kid toy. An import sedan or 'sport' sedan souped up to look fast, sound fast, and go exactly the same speed as any other sedan. Usually customised with unecessary spoilers, coffee can exhaust for that mosquito on steriods sound, and racing stripes to show off your 'team'

"Look at that kid's rice rocker, his parents must be loaded and blind to let him do that"

by Joe August 23, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


rice rocket

Car that is not made to go fast. But is dressed up in what the owner believes to be "Pimp" looking stickers, body kit, high mount or "GT" wing, huuuge exhaust and 20" rims.Good for a bit of a laugh as u leave em for dead in ur TT supra, GTR or even 180sx

sif u could even call a supra a rice car u eunuch above me. Stock the N/A MK IV will run a 14. Yeah thats real rice. Just another closed minded domestic car lover genrally refered to in Australia as a "TREV"

by Psiker March 13, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rice Patty

1. Word used to denote a retarded Asian person.

2. Pejorative term used toward an Asian person

3. A sterotypical Asian

Seok-Young, Flat-Face, Yellow-man

We don't need any more of those damned rice-patties coming to America.

by Master-X December 11, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž