Chris Rocked

Verb

1. To be hit incredibly hard

2. To face the consequences of running your mouth

“He got real disrespectful so he got his shit Chris Rocked”

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Roundball Rock

The greatest theme song ever in television history.

Played as a theme for the NBA on NBC coverage from 1990-2002, this theme song was, is and will still be loved and missed by every NBA fans that watched the NBA on NBC.

Roundball Rock - John Tesh

Wow, NBA on ABC sucks cock. Look at all the changes they have to go through for their theme song and yet I still fall asleep.

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Dude Rock

Music that appeals "not to fans of music, but fans of high fives."

Dude Rocker: "Hinder's new album is DOPE!!! Gimme a high FIVE!!! *skulls back beer while wearing trendy jeans, crappy highlights, and has 'the game' on in the background*

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Hot Rock

The little rocks of burning hash that fall off the end of your spliff and ruin your best jacket

I got a hot rock burn in my fave shirt last night

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pass the rock

To pass the ball in basketball.

"Ay yo bobby, pass the rock man!"

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Secretary Rock

Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.

Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar

Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy

I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.

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punk rock

Three chords and the truth.

Bad Religion, NOFX, Social Distortion, bands with a message more than "I'm sad, I'm gonna cut myself". That's punk rock.

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