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when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito
wtf i didn't order a pube salad
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When a man pulls out of a woman during sex just before he cums and subsequently spills his unborn babies all over her hairy snatch.
Man: Oh baby, this is so awesome...I'm going to cum!!!
Woman:Give me a Gizz salad! Please!
Man:OOOHHHHHHHH!!
-sighing, panting-
Man:"dinner is served!"
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when someone(preferably female)licks out someone elses asshole
we were havin sex, and she started tossin the salad
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five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.
Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. It's a grandma salad!
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A short, hardy, rugged bush which grows in the southern United States, which is sometimes boiled and eaten for food.
Annie gathered up a bunch of polk salad, boiled it, and ate it.
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Salad Fingers is a man who has schizophrenia and sees the world differently than us. When you see an episode, the setting is what he sees not you. The people he meets are seen and sound non-human save the corpse and the girl he talked to. He has three puppets which act as his other personas. Hubert is his murderous side and Jeremy is probably what he really is, but then there is Marjorie, his coforting side, possibly his mother's persona. He meets five people who are shown as the first litle boy (maybe a kid who he met one day),a high schooler (first victim maybe?) an adult who dies at his door step (maybe a neighbor he killed), that weird boy (probably the same little boy who he met and who nows likes him), and that little girl (might be a kid he killed, now haunts his mind). He has also secluded himself to the point of hallucination. He also turned psychotic at the loss of his friends who he probably killed and blamed the "War" (actually maybe the War is what made him crazy) on their deaths. He is also a gender confused man who switches roles of Man to Woman to Boy and back to Man. His house or apartment is number 22 and his hallucinations turn into demented reality in a click. Salad Fingers is just a man who was messed up and now is lonely and psychotic.
"Ew Hubert Cumberdale you smell like soot and poo"
"I never sampled your delights Jeremy"
"Clean that Muck off... I shan't have any dirty immigrants in my home..."
Salad Fingers imagines himself eating himself to explain tasting Jeremy Fisher's taste...
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