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Blob Seal

An annoying ass motherfucker who hates children, is afraid of turtles, and molests lesbian penguins.

Hey bitchass, you are such an annoying blob seal.

by TurtleLover6942069 February 12, 2021


pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015


Seal nationalist

Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.

Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.

by Coomer January 14, 2022


ample seal

vagina/penis area

i like to keep my ample seal hidden

by fag10000000000 December 12, 2017


Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021


Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz

Trying to get into a relationship with a woman despite having little to no social skills whatsoever.

Friend 1: see that girl over there, ima try to talk to her
Friend 2: idk man, Goodluck
"Freind 1 walks to girl
Friend 3: what is he doing?
Friend 2: bro that Pansexual Baikal Seal Rizz
Friend 3: wtf?

by Arboreal Muslim April 24, 2023


silly seal

Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal

Oh Emma your such a silly seal I love you

by ees September 01, 2017