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when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.
A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.
You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.
When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"