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When you date some closely connected to your ex immediately after the break up.
When Tammy started dating her ex husband’s brother Dan, she was shifting on.
When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.
When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.
When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
The amazingly long-lasting gum from Stride that changes flavors. The pattern goes something like this:
Berry--> Mint--> Shit
Its suprisingly good, up until the berry get too entense and the mint becomes to strong. Then it tastes pretty bad.
Hey, have you tried this gum? It's called Stride Shift. I'll try it. Mmm, berries! Oh, cool! It tastes minty now! Woah. What the fuck? This is awful!
To travel lucidly across dimensional plains among all dimensions once infinite life is chosen in death
After taking large amounts of DMT I can now lucidly transdimentionally shift or I can transdimentional shift across the dimensions now
When a whole lot of bitches are in the same room causing problems because of something your bottom bitch said, so you axe that hoe and readjust the hierarchy.
Parity, you better shut yo ass up before I gotta do some bitch-shifting, cuz you ain't that special.
When you get jerked in the drivers seat of the car
Lean over and gear shift me