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The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.
(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"
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Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies
Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
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Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!
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get one's shit together To get organized.
shits poop out of ass.
shit on To treat with malice.
shits Diarrhea.
"Man get that shit out of my face!"
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1. to be intoxicated
1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?
- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
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