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Shopping For Teacups

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...

Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!

by Teabag Master March 5, 2013


bang shop

Brothel, place where people have sex. Not always paying for sex but place people have lots of none-committal sex.

During the summer he made this place into a bang shop.

by scipioil December 5, 2013


donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

by hatfacejones January 16, 2019


Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.

Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.

by Bearsfan314 January 13, 2018


Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.

by December 3, 2022


Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013


Blitzmas-Shopping

Christmas shopping that is done at the absolute last minute it can be done while moving at a blistering pace.

It was December 24th at 8pm and Chris suddenly remembered that he hadn't bought most of the Christmas gifts he needed, so Chris went blitzmas-shopping .

by AndyBozac December 27, 2017