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A sandwhich made for someone who was just complaining non stop about his wife not making him anything to eat for dinner.
Jon came over last night and after a half hour of bitching i went to the kitchen and made him a shut-the-fuck-up-wich.
Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings
Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings
Daughter : it wasn't me
Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
When a man has to knock a raging bull-dyke the fuck out!
That chic's girlfriend was totally out of control last night at the bar. I had to do the brave bull shut down on her drunk ass! I think I broke my hand!
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Shut Up Carchi Day is October 20th
“What’s up guys”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s Shut Up Carchi Day”
If the 6th definition of nifty on Urban Dictionary is exhaling weed immediately after inhaling it do avoid the taste, when you shut down nifty’s, you like the taste of marijuana. Shutting down nifty’s with the boys is patrolling parties and making sure NO ONE attempt to “pull a nifty”.
Me and my friend (we call him “sweet potato”) spent last Saturday night shutting down nifty’s with the boys after many claws.
So good that you need to stop talking to enjoy it.
Everyone went silent because it was "shut the fuck up good."
When someone won't stop talking oh my god shut the FUCK UP
"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
'Shut up! You have critical shut the fuck up syndrome right now!'
"Oh, sorry. blah blah blah blah blah"