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masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.
"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"
When you shit in the shape of an O and shoot a poop directly through the hole
James: " Yo bro, heard u were in Montana for break. U do any skeet shooting?"
Dan: "Nah man but I did go skeet pooping."
James: "????"
Dan: " Yea man I hit 2 skeet poops in one shit after ripping a couple clementines"
Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.
Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.
“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
“Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”
Having a one night stand and then kicking them out.
I found this bitch on tinder with creamy thighs, I totally skeeted then yeeted her out my window.
When I person wanking, they blow their load onto a wall or bedshet, or your best friends mom. It makes the appearance of Jesus Christ himself.
Chip made a Skeet Jesus on Matt's mom!
When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.