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The best rapper out there today, one of his most famous albums is Stokley, which you may know from TikTok which foot fungus became a popular dance. is a master in creative lyrics and shit. best friends with juice wrld and x before they sadly die (rip).hes from Florida so he goes crazy and screams lyrics like " I put my dick up in yo mom, bitch you ain't no shit .com. he also promotes bape which is a popular clothing line. he looks hella cut in his glasses and the way he ties his durag. he says wAtEr a lot towards the end of his songs.
dude: are you stoked for sin city to come out on June 25, 2021
dude2: by ski mask the slump god, no way its been awhile
dude:this shii gonna be fire
dude 2: frl
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Alpine: Usually made up of 15-20 lazy individuals, who watch videos on skiing after a short run, while the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team (see below), does all the real work. Often expects to win friday soccer against the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team, but often loses week after week. Even with all these negative attributes, they somehow manage to dominate every single race, this is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.
Nordic: Usually made up of 30-40 physically fit active individuals who go for runs that are twice as long as the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team (see above), and do twice as much activity/excercise. Often wins friday soccer against the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team week after week (as previously stated). Has dominated every race in their section for over 20 years. This is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.
"Why did we even show up at this alpine race the Queensbury High School Ski Team is here."
"If you attend any section A nordic races this season it is almost embarassing as to how badly the Queensbury High School Ski Team dominate everyother team" -Albany Times Union News Paper
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very large centerpede that lives in drains around south east asia
ba ba ga nush ski will come out of the drain, mainly drawn to the sound of masterbation and in a deep husky voice will say Ba Ba Ga Nush Ski
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forgot to add what JFS stands for. JUST FUCKING SKI
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I forgot to add what JFS (just fuckin ski) stands for. I would appreciate it if you guys can edit that for me. Thank you
Matt:"JFS (just fucking ski)dude!"
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Will dominate and or has dominated one's competitors.
Relates to any sport or activity where one person is far better than the current rival(s), and proves it.
The Tennis Player 'waxed his (opponent) skis' 6-0. 6-0.
The winner of the race was so far ahead. He 'waxed their skis'.
I got beat so badly. He 'waxed my skis'.
She's going to dominate this match. She's going to 'wax her (opponents) skis'.
The Angels beat the Astros 16 to 2. They 'waxed the Astros skis'. or They 'waxed their skis'. :)
There's no competition for this guy. He's gonna 'wax their skis'.
Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis
The great phrase coined by Scatman John
Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop
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Used as an expression of defiance.
Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.
The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."
MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??
MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.
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