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A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.
Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.
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When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping
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The jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. The bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person's face.
This action often just cools the victim's face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.
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To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.
Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good
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when you use your god given scrotum to slap someone
"...and after were done fuckin imma scrot slap that slut in the back of the throat."
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The act of one's skin slapping upon another's skin during the act of coitus non-interruptus
Whilst slapping skins it is best to find a secluded area unless admission fees are collected.
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When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you're moving) creating a 'SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to go get my wanky blanky and i got chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!
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