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Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.
Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!
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When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.
Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.
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when a girl is on top and right before a guy cums,he pushes her off and cums on his stomach.proceeding to rub her face up and down his stomach and chest.
i dont know what came over me man,but last night i gave jeremys mom a ride on the detroit slip and slide.
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When a girl gets spread eagle at the end of a slip in slide and a bunch of guys slide naked and try to penetrate the girl.
paul wall one the hoskins slip in slide at the freshman retreate.
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To shoot someone.
With a gun.
Fool.
Pull out the 9.
Pop in the clip.
And let one slip....
Into these crazy fools
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Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.
Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.
Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.
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When you slip a picture of your junk in with others pretending not to know it's there, and proceed to show all of them to an unsuspecting person you are hitting on while acting like you did not have a clue it was there, and in result they bang you hard.
Dave: So I went to Christie's house yesterday and you wont believe what happened.
Richard: What? Tell me, tell me!
Dave: Dude, I gave her the old slip boom bang, and it worked!
Richard: What the hell is that?
Dave:Well i took a picture of my cock all fluffed up, then i mixed it in with some scenery pictures, and boom when it popped up, I acted unaware that I even knew it was in my camera.
Then I just acted all shy, and ashamed.
Not only did she hop on for a pony ride, but she also licked my wad off her landing strip. I have never seen anything like it. Nor have I had sex like that, it was explosive!
Richard: <WOW> Sounds like she liked what she saw. That Christy sounds like a keeper!
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