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Oooookay... First, agrees with most definitons here.
Second, about the one with all the thumbs down... This is about the PHRASE soccer mom. Just because you have kids and are involved in soccer doesn't make you a soccer mom in this respect. If there was a definiton for 'John Doe,' would all the John Does of the world be entitled to try and gut the writers who said 'A generic everyman?' Hopefuly not. 'Soccer mom' is like that, just a little more confusing. And while I agree that there are some dumb people here, recognise a figure of speech when you see one!
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Oh, I need an example of the word soccer mom?
Ok.
Soccer mom.
The end.
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The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.
Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.
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The soccer team that doesn't give two shits about winning or teamwork. Mainly an individuals team with losing streaks often lasting all season. so called team mates are usually only out for personal stats and for the trip to europe. Girls on this team usually form cliques that reject other team players and make them feel uncomfortable or unwanted. Also having way too many captains makes life great for those people who just want to play the game and not hear things repeated a hundred thousand times.
Activities the team usually participates in off the field include but are not limited to...pantsing eachother, gossiping, sleepovers, and bitching about life, lots of bitching.
Coach Allen usually does a good job coaching, but gives in way too easily to politics and whining parents....especially parents who are teachers and feel they can get there way with anything concerning there child and the attica soccer program.
about the only cool thing about being on the team are the warm-ups...and having a little fan base.
so today the team has still not made it very far in sectionals and if you ask me go for cross country, at least you will go places and win shit occasionally.
You play Attica Soccer?
Used to...
Why not anymore?
I grew up, and got a life!
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The act of having one's erect penis kicked in order to attain sexual gratification.
Calen White loves a good game of Cock Soccer with his parol officer (but only when he's off duty).
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A boy at SHS that plays soccer. Typically a boy like JS who can't really play but just flits around the field like an imbecile.
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A woman who has and or enjoys receiving a foot in her vagina is a soccer mom.
She took all five toes and then some what a soccer mom!
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A child-like game in which a grown ass man, Evan Hollander, expresses his physical athletic capacities.
Includes: A goalie, a soft soccer ball, a garage door, and Evan Hollander hurting himself.
Everyone's back in town? SOCCER GAME!
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