You are my son

A term used to belittle someone, derived from Nicki Minaj's iconic rap verse "Bitch you my son, go and sit on the potty."

Saying this term usually means this person is beneath you, not on your level, or not worthy of your time. It can also mean that you are in control and this person needs to have several seats.

"You're ugly."
"You are my son, sit down."

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son of a motherless goat

A universal ethnic slur. If you don't know what the derogatory phrase is for a race you can use this as a substitute.

Booger snatchers! That son of a motherless goat won't even get to first base.

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son of a biscuit eater

same as son of a bitch

Piano falls on your big toe, you yelp "Son of a Biscuit Eater!!"

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Son Of A Monkey Fuck

A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch

Jess: *Loses a £20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!

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Parking-sons Disease

Forgetting where you've parked your car.

Dude, where's my car? Sorry Parking-sons disease. We're gonna have to freeze our asses til we find the car.

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Son, get in the cage

Used By the one and only coal man Bruce, The cage is the area out the back of the class were bruce sends ya

Son, get in the cage do you want A DETENTION

son-o-chato

Su•n•o•ch•a•t•oh

A boy or man in relation to their superior. To be a son-o-chato is not determined by age or family relation, instead one becomes a son-o-chato through speaking ritualistic Avalosian verses.

Simular words meaning the same thing:
Son-o-chang, son-o-chode, son-o-ching

My son-o-chato says work is gayoching