When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.
I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
When the shit in the porta potty becomes a mountain and the water splashes your ass
Dude I just got a splash mountain in the porta potty
Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.
Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.
When your friend gets super drunk and ends up pooping on your other friends curb and then his neighbor comes over and says “do you know this guy” and you say ya but you don’t realize that your friends neighbor doesn’t know how to tell you that your other friend pooped on his curb and his daughter saw him pooping
Hey Darren did you curb splash again?
when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off
friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"
Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!
No, I am not taking a Splash O' Grunt Juice...Got it in my mouth and eyes last time!!!!!