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When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.
It also means a very short person
Yo bro I can't see diddly squat
Bro look at that little diddly squat sitting on that bench!
The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.
That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.
When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.
Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.
When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.
There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.
When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.
Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!