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Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress

Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021


squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009


squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.

Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king

by Travisty51 October 22, 2017


Skull Squeeze

The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.

Hey baby, you do wanna do the olskull squeeze?

by TheBenporer May 29, 2022


Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...

Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn

by superguitarded May 15, 2020


Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain

My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022


Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2019