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squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!

an exression one would commonly use if they are being hunted and/or attacked by a squid.

Mike, being attacked by a squid: "squid! squid! squid! squid! SQUID!!!"

by joeohnobro March 31, 2022


Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 15, 2010


Squid ink shot

After a long bout of anal and an ejaculation into the anal cavity, the female the squirts the cum and feces mixture into an awaiting mouth.

“After I finished mixing up her insides like a blender and came I laid back down, only for her to squat over top of me and give me a squid ink shot.”

by Raven G22 May 7, 2023


Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness

That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!

by GeedEater December 10, 2024


Pop Squid

(Verb) to perform some type of violent act upon another being …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …

As a verb-

That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…

As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…

by Mista PoP Squid October 7, 2023


Squid Taco

funny man

Me: "Hey squid"

Squid Taco: "hey man"

by pikcled January 20, 2023


Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach

Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs

by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022