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when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.
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Smoking marijuana before going to sleep, to receive a bodacious feeling in the morning after have the best sleep of ones life. (Opposite of "Wake n Bake")
Dude1: "Yo, man. What do we do? Steam n Dream or Wake n Bake?"
Dude2: "Definitely Steam n Dream man. You wake up feeling all bodacious!"
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When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.
"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"
"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"
"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."
*High fives*
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The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.
The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.
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The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.
bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!
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When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.
After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.
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Jelly Doughnut, sans punch in the nose
Also see : Jelly Doughnut
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