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They both be doing porn hub sucking each others private parts
Shane and Leslie doing it in porn storys
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you walk into her room seeing her laying on her bed, she’s naked grabbing her tits moaning and smiling. she sees you and wants you to come over to her “i want you so bad get over here” you run over to her and start touching all over her. she rips your shirt off and unzips your pants, seeing your 9” in front of her she grabs it and starts giving you the best head ever. “aw yes baby just like that that feels so good ughh yesss” you moan, after a few minutes you flip her over and put it in her “OH YESS UGHHH” she screams in delight. after a few minutes of amazing moans and yells she starts saying “ughhh yess im gonna c- “. she couldn’t finish her sentence. they had the best night ever
that was my sex story. enjoy
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MapleStory is a really Asian-ish, 2D game that has no creativity, since the monsters are so repetitive (ex, there's Spore for beginners, then like a Undead Spore, and a Large Spore, and a bunch of other spores) basically, think Ragnarok Online minus the coolness. But it's easy to get addicted anyway. :D
Someone: *spams dropping a bunch of money, aka Meso(the universal currency in MapleStory*
n00bs: *run, spam Z, the key to pick up items, misses all the meso* NOFAR NOFAR I GUT NUTTIN!!! ;O; ;O; *cry smiley*
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Get off the bed and do something productive you meat beating frick.
The only reason why you searched up “sex story” was so you would have something to beat your meat to. Stop. Do something healthy.
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here is an example: danny was horny as fuck. he went to his girls house and asked to fuck her. she slid down her panties and pulled up her shirt, then rode him till they both came
I went on urban dictionary to find a sex story because I was horny and needed to jack off
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A really long winded story that ends up being irrelevant.No punchline. Waste of time. Then you all laugh at the pizza story teller.
(this is infact the origin of the term pizza story- widely used in western europe)
"that pizza was delish"
"Oh yeah, funny story actually... this one time I got this pizza and it was REALLY CRAZY they like... cooked (explanation goes on for a few more minutes- toppings.. flavour of sauce, friends at edge of seats at this point.. ..)...no no they MADE the pizza ...and then they put it into this crrrazy stone like hole in the wall... weird. so yeah, it was on wood. ''
"dont you mean a stone oven?"
"yeah. cool."
"and .....?"
"yeah."
And so the Pizza Story was born.
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A private Snapchat story that includes nudes, videos of people making out, porn, memes about sex, dirty jokes, and other sexual content. Usually the account owner will post sexy pics of themselves.
Hey, did you see the pics on Julie’s freak story?!
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