cockholm syndrome

1) When a girl has been with a guy so long that, even though he is now a total doosh, she stays with him out of loyalty, and fear of being alone.

2) A pickup technique whereby you force yourself onto a girl for so long she starts to enjoy your company, and eventually WANTS to have you around.

"Karl is such a tosser! Why is Steph still with him?"
"Classic cockholm syndrome..."

" Yes! Jill just called me! My persistance has finally paid off!"
"Mate, you fully gave her cockholm syndrome. Score!"

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MW2 Syndrome

What happens after you play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. A chronic disease which seemingly lasts atleast half a month.

My friend stayed home today complaining he had t he flu when he really just had MW2 Syndrome

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Terran syndrome

Terran syndrome is the term attributed to Terran players in StarCraft II whomst often consider themselves to be more skilled than their MMR would indicate.

That terran I matched against on ladder today totally had Terran syndrome, he said he was high GM and only lost because TvP is broken, yet in reality he just stimmed into storm and never took a 4th base.

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Willhunt Syndrome

Thinking you have the most amazing ability on the electric guitar when you are actually absolutely horrifying.

*Person 1, wearing a Metallica T-Shirt, smells bad and has curly hair, produces a horrific howl from an electric guitar*

Person 2: Woooaahhh dude that is so lame, you need to get laid man, you must have Willhunt Syndrome!

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Nextdoor Syndrome

A behavioral disorder in which one determines anybody and everything is suspicious and troublesome. Usually accompanied by an increasing hate for the homeless community, city council members, and airplanes flying at night. Syndrome generally occurs after joining Nextdoor.com, a social media website.

Nextdoor member #1
"We used to get these people coming up to us in parking lots where we were shopping. Scams all of them!"

Nextdoor member #2
"Lol , listen to you....lol....you have a bad case of Nextdoor Syndrome!"

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Tayshaun Syndrome

When your arms are not proportional to the rest of your body, allowing a person be clumsy and awkward.

Nick just broke yo mom's lamp with his arms. Man, he got Tayshaun Syndrome.

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flashbang syndrome

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.

Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."

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