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A play on the technology term for cell phone "apps"(applications) --similar to the more vulgar version of "tap that ass" or "you wanna tap that?"
I'd like to tap that app
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Whenever someone says a bad joke. You reply with “tap Shisho”
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
Reply: Tap Shisho
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The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool.
The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.
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similar to triple tap, the quadruple tap refers to the act of verifying all three fundamental personal items (keys, wallet and phone) are present where they should be, with addition to a less common feature such a cigarettes, insulin syringe, reading glasses, etc.
John: phone - check, wallet - check, keys - check. I'm all set to go.
Jane: you ought to run a quadruple tap, dear. make sure you don't forget your samurai sword.
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The female form of the verb tap. Made possible by the use of 'toys' aka strap-on dildo.
Female A: Would you strap tap that?
Female B: Yes, I'd strap tap that.
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Rubbing/stimulating the inflamed, worn clitorus of a successful porn star's vagina with long acrylic finger nails in an aggressive repetitive motion.
Did you see Pamela Anderson tapping the bowl on the Tommy & Pamela video? She wore that thing raw with those fake french manicures.
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The need to Tap someone/something three times
Guy: Check out Zafrina's arse..I'd tap that thrice!
Guy #2: Indeed.
I tapped Sheila thrice last night
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