friendly taps

light slaps on the back or shoulder of a friend
they are no longer than three seconds long
there can be double taps
a person may only do a total of three per hour

yoy yo-hi Mio (frienly tap)
Mio- hi (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- oh, just you wait til an hour, "friend"
Mio- oh, just "you" wait, you wait for my friendly taps

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Tap Shisho

Whenever someone says a bad joke. You reply with “tap Shisho”

What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
Reply: Tap Shisho

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Witch's Tap

The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool.

The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.

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Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.

-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.

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quadruple tap

similar to triple tap, the quadruple tap refers to the act of verifying all three fundamental personal items (keys, wallet and phone) are present where they should be, with addition to a less common feature such a cigarettes, insulin syringe, reading glasses, etc.

John: phone - check, wallet - check, keys - check. I'm all set to go.
Jane: you ought to run a quadruple tap, dear. make sure you don't forget your samurai sword.

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Tapping the Bowl

Rubbing/stimulating the inflamed, worn clitorus of a successful porn star's vagina with long acrylic finger nails in an aggressive repetitive motion.

Did you see Pamela Anderson tapping the bowl on the Tommy & Pamela video? She wore that thing raw with those fake french manicures.

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Tap that thrice

The need to Tap someone/something three times

Guy: Check out Zafrina's arse..I'd tap that thrice!
Guy #2: Indeed.



I tapped Sheila thrice last night

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