FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.

The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.

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takeaway tax

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.

guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!

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Hood Tax

The inflated prices of name brand items and goods sold in some neighborhood stores.

ex. The price of items in a convenience store that you would usually get from a grocery store for less,such as, bread,toilet paper,beer,etc....

ex. The price of clothes,shoes,hats and accessories from a smaller neighborhood clothing store that you would get from a urban outfitter in a more retail oriented location for a more reasonable cost.

Sentence: Dont buy that bread out of here yo,you paying double wit that "hood tax".

Sentence: Maaaan,these Nikes got that "hood tax" on em!

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Idiot Tax

A self-imposed tax that frequently occurs following the consumption of copious amount of alcohol. Typically levied by way of penalties, fines, additional costs for replacement travel and the like.

I hear you missed your flight because you were piss drunk.

Yeah. The Idiot Tax on that one was pretty high. The replacement flight home cost me 3 times as much as the original one !

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tax lunch

1. to have a sexual intercourse during a lunch break. 2. a nooner. 3. a lunch quickie

I had a tax lunch with Jaime Lee a couple of days ago.

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gay tax

A tax of any form, monetary or otherwise, imposed on a male who currently is under suspicion of being a homosexual, when the said male knowingly commits a gay act.

Hey Harry, why are you wearing Seven jeans? Give ten bucks for your gay tax.

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pussy tax

The reason why women are earning 77 cents to the men's dollar. The reason why women are overcharged by mechanics, plumbers, electricians and other repair jobs.

The reason why Mary is getting paid less than Michael for the same job is because of pussy tax. Hey, at least she doesn't have to pay for penis tax, which is definitely WAY worse.

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